Pre-mature esextingulation

To be sexted while the sexter is out of town but obviously plans to sext you when he returns to where you both live.
(also see Sexting)

Alans at the beach but he is totally sexting me, well I guess since he is not home it is Pre-mature esextingulation.

by lani32518 January 02, 2009

Pre-Game Dump

To defecate prior to eating a large meal, thereby allowing you to eat more, and feel less sick after said meal.

"that steak is huge... i better take a pre-game dump before i dive in."

by carpetallday March 02, 2009

pre-docking procedures

Foreplay before fucking.

You can't just thrust your cock in the pink and fuck without a little loving and pre-docking procedures first!

by pentozali November 21, 2010

Mint Pre Cum

Mint Juul pods may be called Mint Pre Cum.

Mmmm I got some of that mint pre cum. Yo hit me with that mint pre cum

by Mint Pre Cum December 17, 2019

pre-fucked

What you tell your current significant other when they ask you if you are a virgin or not.

or, you can choose to be a ho and when everyone talks shit about you, just say.."I'm not a slut, I'm just...pre-fucked"

It's like a pre-owned car, like new ,but broken in.

"Everyone says that Amy girl is a slut, but...I say she's just pre-fucked , man"

by teffie05 February 13, 2008

Pre Victory Boner

When you have a boner caused by great confidence in your team bevore a mayor football match.

Football WM2010 Germany against England:

Tobi: We will kick some serious ass today.

Max:Yea i got a pre victory boner alrady.

by Lotharvombayern3 July 01, 2010

pre-life crisis

A stressful period in which a new parent-to-be might go through trying to figure out how not to f*ck up their last f*ck up.

Nine months of worrying about the next eighteen years of a child's life. Usually followed by loose lips syndrome.

I don't think John is ready to be a dad yet. His pre-life crisis is already in its tenth month.

by jclovis3 March 31, 2017