phone sitting

a practice refined by "captain morgan".........drunken action where your cell phone is up your ass while you act like a biatch thinking about doing the brad.

Morgan was in deep phone sitting on new years eve while dreaming about doing the brag at the Borgata

by the lobe January 3, 2005

Phone Relations

This is a special kind of relationship, between two long distant people, who have never met in person...usually starting with normal conversation and ending with duel masturbation. On rare occasions it is only a masturbation (phone sex) session. Sometimes only a weekend type of deal.

Steven and Susan are phone friends, they share phone relations.

by dreamer8402 April 16, 2009

Phone Aids

Something that Brennen has.

Me: Brennen you have phone aids.
Brennen: What are phone aids?
Me: You're too young Brennen.

by a cr33p3r January 8, 2012

cell phone whip

To assault a person utilizing a cellular phone as a weapon. Similar to a pistol whip.

In order to avoid assault, I cell phone whipped him, into unconciousness.

Ho! You know I'll cell phone whip a bitch!

by black jesus July 23, 2005

phone banger

a gang member (scrap) dat talks shit on the phone and is to scared to say it in yo face.

man you just a phone banger why dont you say it in my face instead of on da phone you pinche surrate

by nortena para vida January 10, 2006

Phone Making out

When a texting conversation with a boyfriend/girlfriend is really HOT and sometimes soppy. But they dont actually make out in real life.

Wendy: OMG Hayley was phone making out with Bruce like all day yesterday.

Laura: Yer why can't they just hurry up and make out!

by Yerpyerp December 10, 2007

phone book pimpin

When you open up your cell phone contact list, which is full of girls and you just pick one to chill with for the night.

Hey Mulldozer what you up to tonight. Man nothing I was just about to go phone book pimpin for that girl a Long.

by Big BING October 23, 2005