Personal Water Skis

When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.

Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis

by joeytheleo July 29, 2014

personal lubricants

used during human sexual acts such as intercourse and masturbation, to reduce friction to or between the penis and vagina, anus, other body parts.

I used personal lubricants the other day

by The anonymous May 18, 2016

personality sponge

Someone who is relatively quiet and will take to louder personalities and start taking on that personality

person 1: Hey, has Kelsey been acting different?

person 2: yea, she's a personality sponge......no thanks to Jessi

by swammer98 July 23, 2017

Person

The word that you use to refer to someone when you don't know their name.

"Thank you, person!"
"Heeey---person..."
"It was that person over there."

by Magnolious November 21, 2017

personal keyhole

When you get two fingers and put the in a womens asshole then getting two other fingers and putting them in her vagina and then twisting your wrist whilst your finger are in her

John gave me a personal keyhole last night

by Mark Orduno February 1, 2018

personzoned

when you get friendzoned but your not even his friend so you just get person zoned.

i got personzoned.

by daddykels March 9, 2019

Person 4

Due to the fact that people commonly use only 2 dudes in their definitions, person 4 is just like person 3, but even more lonely

Person 1: Hey man, hows Jessica?
Person 2: Great! We went to the cinema yesterday.
Person 3: Guys... Please... Pay attention to me...
Person 4: *cries in a corner*

by mrmichadefintive July 26, 2019