Polish monster

A giant penis, like a large fat polish sausage

Oh my gosh Jacob, you've got a polish monster dong!

by Big Sausage Squirter August 25, 2019

Trophy Polisher

An inferior male who prefers his own company, and engages in self-adoration through copious masturbation.

Don always felt that everyone was inferior to his excellence, and undeserving of his greatness. He was an expert trophy polisher and gave himself lots of praise and encouragement in all of his alone time.

by Alt Hype May 28, 2018

polish syndrom

When you get to much wee in your box.

That person has polish syndrome, he has a wee wee box the size of Poland

by Ironaxe14 May 2, 2018

Polishing Your Pitchfork

Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.

"On Ghostbusters Reboot"

Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!

After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.

by ergonomics January 14, 2020

Thot Polish

A promiscuous female with chipped, or cracked nail polish.

Man I went out with this girl last night and she asked me to rub her feet, then she took off her shoes and there was Hammer Time and Thot Polish everywhere. I couldn't finish the date. I couldn't help but think of Eddie Murphy on the movie Boomerang.

by Q Virtual Reality W March 31, 2020

Remove the polish

Getting the nails paint out...
Unless you mean the other one
I think you're Hitler

I am going to remove the polish!

- Adolf Hiter

by Reltih Floda (Read backwards) February 13, 2020

Polishing My Granite

Lubing up your winkie and polishing until completion.

My girl and I were having an amazing night but the best part when she would start Polishing My Granite winkie.

by graniteman1960 February 21, 2020