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Patriot Patrol

In the video game Grand Theft Auto IV you steal the hummer with the US flag style paint job, drive down the sidewalk, and run over as many people as possible. The vehicle can also be used to ram and destroy as many other cars, lamp post, fire hydrants and prostitutes as possible.

NOTE: this is a VIDEO GAME and I in no way mean to encourage anyone to steal, destroy, or kill.
Sweet! I found a hummer.. time for some patriot patrol!!
by GTA IV Patriot March 5, 2011
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taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.
so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.
by George monkey dick2 April 11, 2011
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Roll Patrol

A more extreme form of chubby chasing. "Chubby Chasing" implies a fetish for those that are noticeably overweight, but not obese.. "Roll Patrolling" is a fetish for those that are grossly overweight, such as those that are morbidly obese or bigger.
M - I'm no longer a chubby chaser.

A - Really?!

M - Yep. I'm a full blown roll patroller now.
by MisterMcGiggles June 11, 2011
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Bug Patrol

it means freakin out or goin nuts aka buggin out
by jj heartless June 18, 2011
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dusk patrol

Working your ass off all day so you can leave at 4:00pm and ski tour until the sun goes down.
Roxanne, it's dumping up there. Let's leave early for a dusk patrol and ski some pow!
by mmarmar July 14, 2016
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Hell Patrol

The group of sad sack janitors that have to clean up after a large event, preferably a food festival that has very greasy food.
"Sorry, I don't have an appetite, I was just on Hell Patrol"
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
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Egg Patrol

the act of patrolling your house for potential eggers
Holy shit we're getting egged! Son! Get on egg patrol RIGHT now!!

Mom I'm going out tonight.. no youre not, you're on egg patrol
by Jamesdamico June 5, 2017
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