When you are so De-hydrated that your poo is solid. so solid that it cuts youre arsehole on the way out, causing bleeding similar to a period
by TheFosillsSon December 23, 2022

The longest part of the year is the dead period since there is no football on and there is no baseball on.
by Thecaptainmlb February 3, 2019

Bro 1: dude i smashed Lucy last night on her period
Bro 2: ohh you nasty fucker
Bro1: i know dude i felt like a period champion
Bro2: (pukes)
Bro 2: ohh you nasty fucker
Bro1: i know dude i felt like a period champion
Bro2: (pukes)
by TFbill October 25, 2019

by Quandeldingel September 26, 2022

Steve: Have you seen the period drama on BBC iPlayer recently?
Roger: Are you from Syria? I’m a man
Steve: Your loss. I’m just in touch with my inner vaj
Roger: Are you from Syria? I’m a man
Steve: Your loss. I’m just in touch with my inner vaj
by ThePonderer November 13, 2019
