A word pioneered by my father, Michael. Pizza titties are a pair of woman's breasts that when they have grown to outrageous proportion as to project out from the chest over a foot in length you may rest a pizza on them. In basic terms, titties so big that You could successfully place a pizza on them without the pizza falling off and proceed to eat the entire pizza.
Did you catch that episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter last night!? His wife's has the biggest Pizza Titties I've ever seen!!
by DontSpaceCakes October 28, 2013
Get the Pizza Tittiesmug. by geurillawarfare June 1, 2013
Get the mama tittiesmug. Young lady, where do you think you are going dressed like that? Don't you know there's titty hawks out there!
by TittyHawk December 5, 2014
Get the titty hawkmug. by Me23me November 22, 2009
Get the Titty Slipmug. When you're motorboating a girl and other titties just materialize out of nowhere, from every direction, wrapping you in a cocoon of titties.
A cocoon of titties, PRESSED ALL UP IN YOUR FACE!
A cocoon of titties, PRESSED ALL UP IN YOUR FACE!
by TheTom December 21, 2013
Get the titty cocoonmug. by PoopieCooter May 14, 2018
Get the Onion Tittiesmug. 