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so sans serif

Something that's plain, boring and old
by vikles May 13, 2021
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Comic sans effect

When something is good, but looks a lot worse because of the way people treat it. Like how people hate comic sans because of people misusing the font.
The Comic sans effect completely ruined the killer clown's scariness for me.
by emeraldyes July 7, 2020
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San Francisco Tuesday

When a man secretly receives oral sex during a business video conference call before 8am local time
I was feeling romantic so I didn’t let my early morning conference call stop me from a San Francisco Tuesday.
by All Bets Hedged June 11, 2021
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san antonio smorgasboard

A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier
Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard
by Perve and swerve January 7, 2018
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San Fransisco Winecork

After two men have butt sex, one gets poop in their pee hole. Then after it hardens, they piss it out.
Oh Gary your bussy smells so ripe! I can see a San Fransisco Winecork in my future.
by SanFranButtClub President January 7, 2022
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San Francisco Breathalyzer

An unusual sexual maneuver in which one partner puts their lips up to the other partner's anus and expels a burp.
"Dude, Mark is into some weird shit. Last night while we were fooling around, he told me to take the rimjob to the next level with a San Francisco Breathalyzer."
by DeathskinRazor January 29, 2017
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Welcome to San Andreas

First line of one of the greatest songs of all time, GTA San Andreas Main Theme
Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street
Land of the heinous, gang bangers and cold heat
In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep
Beefing with anybody competin', even police
Four deep in a green rag with gold feet
Blast wit' the flag on the strap, that's OG!
Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights
Get supercut and big and buff, nice and straight
You got stats: Respect, weapon skill
Stamina, muscle, fat and sex appeal
You get clothes from Binco, and ProLaps
Suburban, Zip, Victim and D-Sachs
Watch yo' back when them rival hoods
They'll test just to guess if your survival's good (Survival's good)
Duckin' shells at the Cluckin' Bell
Jump out, bus' a gun until they tuck they tail
It seems like I'm on impossible missions
Twisted predicaments, hostile positions
Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me
Cop cars been on our ass the last past week
Cause the 'Dreas's full of gangsters, homeboy
Hands is the language for the bangers, homeboy
And it's dangerous, homeboy
Get your brains 'fore how you do yo fingers, homeboy
Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, dump 'em out
Bend the block, shake before the cops come
Listen for sirens, they don't got none
Back another lap, catch a straggler with the shot gun
Hittin' them up, what that Grove Street like
In a dirty slingshot and old Levi's
by RandomRubbishRick November 20, 2022
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