Ass Card

A cue-card size piece of paper or thin cardboard with the word "ASS" written on it. When one person acts like an ass to another, the ass-ee can give the card to the ass-er as a means of letting the person know that they crossed a line and are just acting like an ass. Generally seen as a peaceful alternative to punching someone in the arm for being an ass. This comes in handy in places where punching is considered inappropriate, such as the workplace, dinner with the in-laws, and church.

A: Hey dude, your mom's cute.

B: Dude, that's weird.

A: Seriously man, she's so hot I'd TOTALLY do her.

B: *Hands ass card over* You crossed a line.

by JoePackage August 20, 2010

Ass limp

Happens when a person is so fat that their ass weight actually puts so much strain in their legs that they have to limp. They usually don't even realize this.

Obese people usually have a mild to severe case of ass limp.

by Alexandra Jones June 14, 2009

Ass Fupa

Typically a woman whose ass is large enough to form a bulge or lump that resembles a fat upper pubic area

Dude, her ass fupa is so heavy and disgusting that last night the force was such that when we were done fucking, I walked away with my pubic bone crushed and my dick missing.

by The Assistant Regional Janitor December 21, 2010

Baseball Ass

the most beautiful product of playing baseball for years, and an attractive trait. the baseball pants showcase the tight athletic ass, thus making it a baseball ass within the pants. NOT seen on players that are wayyy fat or wayyy skinny. just the hot ones.

Tyler's baseball ass got him any girl he wanted cause his baseball ass showed up in every other pair of pants he wore.

by newyorknewyork15 March 8, 2011

ass grab

gripping someone's ass to show affection or desire, especially in public.

James' ass grab made her jump

by rapmac November 10, 2009

uni-ass

When a "nasty in love" couple walks down the street/hallway with a hand in each other's back pocket creating the illusion of two people sharing one ass.

Look at those two rednecks doing the uni-ass. That's so gross.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

ass farmer

One who enjoys plowing the field or planting his creamy crop in the acres of one's ass.

That kid likes to do guys up the pooper... he's a pretty big fuckin ass farmer.

by Austin February 16, 2004