Oklahoma Oil Change

Removing a woman's tampon, sucking it clean and sticking it back in.

*In a very southern accent* "An Oklahoma Oil Change is when you take a woman's tampon wrap the string around your finger two times, rip it out, put that bad boy in your mouth, suck it clean and put it back in."

by BigPupper69 November 20, 2024

texas oil

Nigga it's that lean

I drank that Texas oil now I'm in another dimension

by Purpledrankdrinker69 June 16, 2017

Hair oil

Always said to a person who cuts their hair short. Most of the time is said to an Asian male. Native to Michigan. People say this when they want to roar people.

HAIR OILLLL!

by Hair oil June 13, 2019

Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!

"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"

by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016

German Oil Change

When you're having sex with a German girl in missionary and she reaches her hand around and fingers your butt. Popularized at the University of Iowa.

"This German girl last night was crazy she kept giving me German Oil Changes" "The Germans love butt stuff especially the German oil change"

by Eddy carreras May 10, 2025

olive oil banana

when you open a bottle of olive oil and accidentally stick your finger in the hole and olive oil squirts out.

i just wanna olive oil banana you

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

oil burner bitch

The lowest of the low coach class bitch, typically spotted in low income neighborhoods selling their stink pipe for a quick 5$ you can usually identify them by their pick marks and lack of teeth.

Get the fuck outta here you goddamn oil burner bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 6, 2022