Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.

Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.

by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022

Ed Sheeran

a fagotty man

has piss kink

Likes feet

person 1: you like ed sheeran?

person 2: nah he likes peepee

by edsheeranspiss December 23, 2022

Ed thompson

Big D energy…. Chill and laid back till you fuck around and find out .

She’s got that Ed thompson type of vibe .

by Hnic December 24, 2022

special ed

A retard who doesn't know how to work properly

Student- *in class*
Teacher- "Look at that special ed kid! He's such a retard!

by rdthjki876t5rdfghjuy7t6r January 2, 2023

special ed

A retard who can't work properly and needs some help

Student- "Can I get some help?"
Teacher in corner- haha that special ed kid is such a retard!

by rdthjki876t5rdfghjuy7t6r January 2, 2023

sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023

ed not sheeran

basically an eating disorder, but it win’t be banned on tiktok

- bro, you look kinda unhealthy lately
- yeah, actually - my ed not sheeran is kicking my ass……

by gownoptaka July 6, 2023