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Getting screwed

Recieving the worst outcome possible in a certain situation.
John bought 6 jelly beans, to split out of 3 people.
Mary took 3, john took 2, and joe took 1. Therefore Joe ended up getting screwed.
by Johnnie0505 August 23, 2011
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Getting Neck

Yvettte open my zipper in the car. She pulled my dick out and I was getting neck during traffic
by red2269 May 25, 2009
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Get off

Detroit slang. It means to achieve a certain accomplishment in a fantastic display.
Guy: Yo u see Big Re dropped 100K on a rose gold??

Guy #2: Daaaaaaamn I’m sick he tryna get off like that!
by FeezyBambino July 25, 2018
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get a life

An order given to a person by someone else, usually online, that requires the person to turn off his computer and go find someone else to spend time with as soon as possible. The person who gives the order holds the belief that humans who have the audacity of spending time by themselves and not while accompanied by other humans, shame the whole human race and, therefore, must be prompted to do what is socially required of them. Reflects the modern belief that you're nothing if you like being alone.

Usually addressed to people in complete unawareness of their actual level of sociability.
Why do you want me to give an example? Like seriously. Get a life and leave me alone.
by Insert Nickname Here June 22, 2010
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get retarded

1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
by Jimboozie November 4, 2003
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get thirsty

drinking a large amount of alcoholic beverages
wanna go get thirsty with me tonight?
by whoopwhoop123456 January 6, 2012
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to get chaired

To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area
To get chaired tutorial!!

twitter.com/cigsfortheig/status/1373978783963738115?s=19
by fluffyjacob May 9, 2022
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