Hitler Cock Chop

When a very powerful person or dictator has their cock chopped off by the rest of their subjects and peers, in reference to how hitler had only 1 testicle.

1: "So, this bully at school got a 'Hitler Cock Chop' and never came to school again."
2: "Damn, that's rough."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

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Hitler

Had Hitler tried to go the artist route or take advantage of oppurtunities in art, he would have likely started with something that looked like graffiti, except not as gang related marking of his perceived territory, but large scale spraypainted visual scenes to capture the minds of the masses and convince them that he wasn't just marking territory he perceived as his own, (as Napoleon would have done before him) that it was actually somehow in their best interest to welcome/celebrate his arrival/presence there . He would have been the guy that everyone knew, but nobody knew much about (kind of like a male version Anna Delvey/Sorokin) and someone that wanted to be everyone else's voice/face (despite being an outsider to the region he was trying to conquer/be the voice/face of). He would have been an underground kind of guy, trying to be noticed by some without standing out to all, though he would have claimed to be "different" ,"colorful" , or "rebellious (against bossiness)" instead of plain as an old tin pail and bossy. A guy that would have said just about anything to keep his tentacles wrapped around/over people's eyes, thus keeping their minds from connecting A to B (or hiring a consultant to keep anybody from connecting A to B, as the workload would pile up over time).

Hitler would likely have been involved in/active in any community he was in, whether it be with religious or political organizations/cooperatives/collaborations/collectives) or something like a spiritual group (a yoga cult he was looking to start with a legitimate looking/sounding facade of helping people better themselves or their community).

by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

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Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

how i feel every day

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?

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Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.

Fun facts:

• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"

Further reading:

"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)

- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!

by horny cucumber May 25, 2022

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