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surf ninjas

One of the coolest movies ever made. About 3 brothers who live on the beach in California but find out that they are princes for some foreign island in Indonesia. The comic relief has a magical power where if he says "what if this happened" or "that would suck if this happened" then it would happen, plus, he's an idiot. Also, it's rated PG. Rent it TODAY!
Nate - hey, Bryan, have you watched the cooly awesome movie Surf Ninjas?
Bryan - Oh, uhhh... no.
Nate - *shoots Bryan in the face*
by Xenoglyph October 14, 2003
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My ninja

An asian friend who sticks with you no matter how bad situations get. It's the asian version of "my nigga".
by MisterRickster October 30, 2011
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ninja bash

A game played by two or more players. Whilst walking and/or driving, swimming, flying, riding a bicycle, etc. whenever a ninja (an muslim lady wearing religious headwear, technically called a peepscarf, that only shows her face and/or eyes) is spotted, you must hit another player on the arm and/or leg, crotch, nose and/or head whilst exclaiming as loudly as possible the words 'Ninja Bash!' Also known as postboxing.
Mate, have you got my.... NINJA BASH!... golf clubs?
by Jamal Cake November 2, 2007
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ninja kill

Part of a stealth game where a group of individuals dress up as ninjas and must "kill" as many people as they can in one night-(i.e. midnight to sun rise). A "kill" is any stealthily executed pretend slicing of the neck or stabbing of a vital organ usually with a permanent marker of your favorite color to basically "claim" that kill. After marking and claiming his victim the ninja will whisper into the victims ear "NINJA KILL". This will cause any multiply tagged victim to despise the mere spelling of these words, which in turn causes the ninja extreme satisfaction especially after realizing just how many times you marked up this kids neck last night. {extremely fun in a dorm room, fraternity house, or if you've got the ninja balls a sorority house}{drunken, or stoned victims who won't know what to do or for that matter remember are highly recomended targets.}
Holy crap zach got ninja killed eight times last night by red and six by black, that means another ninja kill for fire ninja.
by Da' Godfather November 9, 2006
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Silent Ninja

When a guy is having sex in the doggy-style position and spits in her anus and slowly and silently slides his fingers, usually his thumb or middle finger, into his woman's anus for better stimulus and for his own self-enjoyment of the moment, gently stroking it in and out, with the hopes that she doesn't mind or won't say anything! That's a silent ninja!

On the bad note: It could also be reversed too. A wicked girl can give her boyfriend a silent ninja too! And he might end up liking it!!!!
Last night I gave my girl friend a silent ninja and she didn't mind. I guess she likes it in the ass after all?
by Attila the Milf Hunter July 30, 2010
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Ninja Sex

Sex in which no one can hear or see
noisless but pleasurful silent and unmarking sex
"why are there no wet marks on the bed and why didnt your parents hear us!?"
"I'm a ninja..."
"*gasp* i had ninja sex?!"
by YoungYulia September 15, 2006
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ninja jesus

An awesome ninja man who can use his super awesome ninja powers to tell people what to do. He can also walk on water, and Jesus is a very kickass ninja.
Ninja Jesus: Heeyah! Get me some -heeyah!- carrots!
Disciple guys: Yezzir.
by olli 2nd September 9, 2006
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