The good ship murder

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.

Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *

by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023

brutal pipe murder

The action in which you(Elias Bouchard) kill someone by use of a pipe. Neat, hm?

"Today is the anniversary of brutal pipe murder! Let us all make posts on tumblr and do some silly fanarts once again."

by Buhbyh January 20, 2024

GO GO GADGET MURDER GOKU

What Inspector Gadget says to kill goku instantly

Goku: wait, you're the guy who's gonna fight me?
Goku: i am the strongest character in fiction. No one can ever defeat me with my-
Inspector Gadget: GO GO GADGET MURDER GOKU
Goku: *dies*

by GenieTheDude April 29, 2024

Hamas Rapes and Murders People

Why do people think you're intelligent? AMERICANS rape and murder people. IN AMERICA. We don't bomb their neighborhood and kill their neighbors and their neighbor's kids with them. We don't even execute them! They don't even go to prison for the rest of their lives. "The west" purports to believe the rights are intrinsic to all men. That rights aren't a circumstance of birth but, rather, a birthright.

Hym "I mean really! He wants to be my boyfriend SO BAD! GAAAAAAAAAAAYAH! GAAAAAAAAAY! 'hAmAs RaPeS aNd MuRdErS pEoPlE!' Seriously, if I had vivans A.I. would be sentient by now."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

Witness a murder

You watching someone get killed from a distance

Yooo , I just witness a murder im shaking really bad

by z12fruadin December 29, 2024

Witness a murder

You watch someone get killed from a far.

Yooo , I witness a murder early this morning

by z12fruadin December 29, 2024

The opposite of CHILD MURDER

Yes.

Hym "It's the opposite of CHILD MURDER, yes, but is IN NO WAY the opposite of 'publishing a theory of AI that is then implemented by tech retards.' So, yeah.

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025