Maroon

A mook with a Ph.D

Upon finishing his doctoral thesis, that stupid asshole frat jerkoff officially became a Maroon.

by Zippy, the Pinhead September 21, 2007

Jack Mormon

Any class of hypocritical, self-righteous bastards that are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and are prim and proper on Sunday morning and in front of other Mormons, but swear like sailors at work, secretly drink like a fish, cruise the net for kiddie porn on their work computers and are man-whores all over town.

"Always take at least two Mormons fishing with you or the damned Jack Mormon will drink all your beer"

by Demented Fish August 12, 2007

Mormon Flash Mob

When a group of mormons(usually young naive teenagers) accost a person either in the open or in a setting such as a social media. they attack with a good sound brow-beating about such things as "the (supposed) truth of the church" ..."fullness of their(supposed) gospel", and "the love of their (evil) god. using such assaults as "go pray with full conviction, and real intent"...and god will tell you the cult is true.

these gangsters have absolutely no concept of reality, and will continue their barrage of intellect-free socialist tactics until one is (a) converted (b) forced out of sheer exasperation to lie and say they've converted (c) totally driven mad by the constant onslaught of senceless rhetoric, and naive self-assuredness in their idiotic belief.

There is no help for these poor naive cult members as most have been bombarded most of the day every day since birth with the same rhetoric. ...and..as with most cult members they refuse to listen to anything that doesn't fit into their sad lie of a conviction. there is no way to prove to these poor brainwashed children that they look completely foolish..as they have been undergoing the same proceedures since birth and this idiocy has been far too well ingrained by their predecessors. no logic or reason will sway them from their "Flashmob Mentality" once A Single One Of Them Brings Up The Topic Of(written in mormon phenetics) "TH'Chrch".

In yet another Mormon Flash Mob..Zachery states:" I "KNOW" the church is true because I've been practicing it fully since my girlfriend took me to church two weeks ago Mike.
Amber, Misty, Daniel, Terry,Jane, Angela, Celeste, Mica, Hank, Brennan(and about 15 others then chime in with a continual barrage of how proud they are of Zachery for his "Great Understanding Of The "Fullness Of The Gospel'...and how great it is that Zachery has reached a "Higher Plane Of Truth"..etc..etc...etc... (until one of the 3 lettered things in the deffinition above occurs.

by Decultifier August 20, 2011

moronge

A dim-witted red-head. Derived from the words morange and moron.

"Man, that red-headed dude just agreed to jump off a cliff for a million bucks... What a moronge"

by Carl Bailey August 29, 2005

moronidiotard

A contraction of the words: Moron, Idiot, and Retard. Often used to describe one is a moronic idiotic retard. These three words combined often still don't quite measure up to the sheer amount of stupidity one must endure before uttering this phrase.

You sir, are a moronidiotard.

by hobonahamsamich July 17, 2009

Mormon Twins

When a man impregnates two women in the same time period. Those two babies are mormon twins.

Ben got two girls pregnant, they're having mormon twins.

by Trucia June 11, 2013

Mormon Steeple

Occurs when a Mormon male becomes visibly aroused in church while staring at a family member.

Jacob's sister is so hot. If I were him I'd never lose my Mormon Steeple.

by Norco Nobody April 17, 2015