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Chesty Morgan 

The colloquial and decidedly less vulgar terminology for a titfuck. Used in conversation where it is too polite to say titfuck, but just lewd enough to be talking about one.
Travis: Yo, last night this chick gave me the gnarliest chesty morgan.

Chad: Travis, you’re disgusting bro!... but also, nice...
Chesty Morgan by Lentus peperonus September 23, 2018

The Captain Morgan Stance

While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.
Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.

Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!

captian morgan

when you finger a chick on her period and you draw a mustache on her face.
Dude I gave some chick a captian morgan.
captian morgan by Matt April 1, 2005

lee morgan 

A man who you think is asian but when you meet him he asks you to suck his dick at a public park.
Be careful when online dating, you might meet a lee morgan
lee morgan by Dizzle jones July 18, 2016

david morgan 

David Morgan is a very charming guy. David will make you feel special, so look for him. David has the most soft and shiny hair you will ever see. He has a thing on getting really beautiful girlfriends.
david morgan by Dr.Dave December 11, 2017

Nathan Morgan

He is a big bitch and looks like a fucking rat and is very very very very very white and wants to be black but he never will because he is fucking gay u fucking piece of cow poop little bitch ass eat looking ass hole prick
Nathan Morgan is the type of guy to read this then text the panthers group chat GUYS WAIT FOR THE TEXT ITS COMING
Nathan Morgan by Mr. Elijah January 4, 2019