sassy matthew

A sassy matthew is a human, specifically a friend, who exhibits abnormal amounts of sass spontaneously, without being provoked

When Alex promptly responded to Laura's average question with sass, Laura proceeded to call Alex a sassy matthew.

by KjoRocks June 7, 2018

Matthew Brandt

The bubbly, chipper, peppy, exuberant, merry, joyful, effervescent, jovial, blithesome, noticeably happy, smiling person

Person: hey Matthew Brandt looks happy today

by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

Matthew lee

is a asian short boy with a tiny dick and is always having boners

wow he is really acting like a matthew lee

by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022

Matthew Gibson

Hes A Chad of a Gym Teacher

Matthew Gibson is such a cool person

by Alimlol April 26, 2022

matthew is a squeaker

matthew is a person that no one cares about. he's a fn kid and he's trash at the game.

"matthew is a squeaker and he plays fortnite all day."- dave
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark

by unkown person that hates mf October 26, 2022

matthew ellwood

erm is v sweet and can make friends easy becos he is out-going and is a gentleman. However he needs more self - cofident when coming to NH. He also is a dickhead sometimes with his jokes need to calm. HES SUCH A SLAY. He needs to pass his driving theory and also measure his penis. He is not v smart, autistic, and has heart problems and walks like he has a pole shoved up his arse, but still always manages to slay everyday.

#wedneslay

person1: who is that!
person2: Thats matthew ellwood he slays
person1: i can tell, although he does walks like he has a pole up his arse.

by slapclap October 29, 2022

Matthew Key

Imbread dated his cousins at school broke up when they got the DNA tests back

Matthew Key is imbrued

by Dave Carrie May 27, 2022