magical bannana

A bannana that is rasist and a big piece of shit to other people.

Im the magical bannana, fuck off!!!

by swagmoneyreal May 17, 2016

Magical Oats

A name given to females with big booty.

Man, I'll tell you right now....your sister has magical oats!

by Mazoku June 26, 2009

Magic cards

Men's contraceptive pill.

Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."

Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."

"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."

by Bevroren eend October 28, 2021

magic noodle

reference to clitoris based on shape and pliability resembling a noodle. Area of high arousal of women.

I got her squealing by playing with her magic noodle.

by mcmersch February 24, 2011

magical bitchwad

A doomed name for an excessively bitchy person.

That witch is a magical bitchwad

by Marix April 25, 2008

Magic Salad

The act of mixing Psilocybin Mushrooms with a salad. Psychedelic alternative to Marijuana edibles.

Jeff: "yo man I ran out of weed and can't make any edibles. You got anything to fuck us up?"
Dave: "Yeah hold on lemme whip up a magic salad"
Jeff: "Hell yeah man we're gonna get fucked tonight"

by R3DFluXx March 29, 2018

Magic sword

A dick

I have to go whip out the magic sword lmao

by Bk is a bitch April 01, 2020