Tragic Magic

Crack dipped in angel dust (PCP), also a song by the band Falling In Reverse

"What's your favorite song Ronnie? Oh definitely Tragic Magic."

by I_am_actual_garbage May 7, 2019

Christmas Magic

When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.

My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.

by tridaddy November 20, 2020

magical bitchwad

A doomed name for an excessively bitchy person.

That witch is a magical bitchwad

by Marix April 25, 2008

Magic failure

Similar to epic failure which is failure when success is highly probable, magic failure occurs when a process or operation that has a 100% chance of success inexplicably fails.

Person A: I do this process the same way I always do, I know it works, but for some unknown reason, it will not and there is nothing wrong.

Person B: Magic failure...

by konkakonkadudu November 5, 2011

Magical Oats

A name given to females with big booty.

Man, I'll tell you right now....your sister has magical oats!

by Mazoku June 26, 2009

Magic Wonka

The fucking man: name derived from Magic Johnson and Will Wonka. Name originally created by T.O.

Yo Magic Wonka, do we have fuckin chinese homework tonight

by magicwonka May 31, 2009

Magic cards

Men's contraceptive pill.

Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."

Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."

"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."

by Bevroren eend October 28, 2021