Death machine

a machine that produces death

anything that dies recieves death from the death machine

by the fakin Circle February 17, 2009

Chanukah Machine

Automatic card shuffler, or anything else you may receive for Chanukah, has to be 1337 tho.

Hey Bob what'd you get for Chanukah?

I got teh Chanukah machine.

by Aaron S. January 22, 2005

Cream Machine

A cream colored A6 2.7 turbo that resides at Audi Academy in Arizona. Dubbed after the graduating class of June 15th 2007.

Jose: hey pull in the cream machine
Jason: hell yah I love that thing

by Hose B June 30, 2007

Toy Machine

A form of fisting where after the fist is inserted in to the orifice, the hand is opened like a claw.
Then you grab a prize and pull it out.

I used the Toy Machine on that girl last night.
What did you win?
A piece of colon.

by Luthandrel October 21, 2010

sex machine

To shake your money maker

sex machine ah

by James Brown July 17, 2003

fun machine

A little thing that holds m&m's or other small food items

"The fun machine is fun!!!"

by red and green and yellow May 17, 2006

hate machine

Being a brittney. Indirect descendent to either Satan or Cthulu; generations of facts yet to be decisively determined. Purely evil guised in the form of innocence and sincerity. Lardomus the great 200 A.D. quotes: "That damn brittney is a hate machine, may that hate machine burn in the hells from whence she came!".

hate machine conceived of pure, concentrated evil.

by Pikos March 24, 2008