mud track

To take a woman up the arse, either for her enjoyment, or your own.

When the river runs red, take the mud track instead.

by Kitch May 17, 2004

Mud Pie

When a male anally penetrates a female then pulls out of her shvinkter and puts his poo-covered penis into her vagina and penetrates that way, thus combining the "mud" (poo) and "pie" (pussy) and eating it.

"This mud pie is so sweet and tangy!"

by Gandhi44 November 29, 2004

Mud Slide

It's when u take a shit in a vagina then bang her therefore making a muddy slide down both of you.

Haha dude I totally gave my chick a mud slide last night!

Was it warm?

Hell ya dude it was awesome!

by The chosen one # 2 June 21, 2009

mud fish

a sketty bitch ,usualy a slut.
A girl that considers washing a bad thing.
An unattractive, dirty, smelly, sweaty girl.

any girl you dont like

dude1: you are such a mud fish!

by gangsta sam March 2, 2008

mud shampoo

The act of pissing on a girl's hair to wet it, then proceeding to take a shit on her head and massage into hair with your butt/groin region.

Last night that chick asked for a mud shampoo! How crazy is that?!

by 'Murica April 19, 2011

Mud Flapping

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the moot, hence covering the flaps in poo.

similar to mud bagging (masculine)

friend: hey jenny, whats that smell?

mud flapper: sorry, i just did some heavy mud flapping

friend: mmm, delightful...

by Dick Champ May 24, 2011

mud cunt

a female's vagina which is encrusted with shit because said woman wipes her ass from the back to the front

margaret's cunt was muddier than vimy ridge
Yeah she defs had a mud cunt, i threw up inside her.

by peterholbrook May 13, 2010