mince

Ugly

"Her face is all mince."

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Dark-minded

pessimistic.

-Oh you kissed her? don't you fancy a shag with her?
- Come on, man. Don't be that much dark-minded.

by Alishahbaz May 12, 2010

Minneapolis

The coldest city in America. The city touts it's literacy rate, healthy population, low crime, high culture and numerous parks in a desperate attempt to lure residents to the frigid metro. The nickname "Mini Apple" is an even less subtle effort to bring oblivious New Yorkers to the region. The city bears a strong resemblance to Kansas city, Omaha, Des Moines and suburban Chicago, and thus is of little interest.

Polar bear- "It's so cold!"

Penguin- "Not as bad as Minneapolis."

by minneapolitan November 13, 2010

Eagan, Minnesota

A city in southwestern Minnesota where females believe shaving of their bodies is a sin.

Did you hear that colleen doesn't shave?
Of course, she lives in Eagan, Minnesota.

by kizzle andizzle February 10, 2009

Minneapolis Skyline

When a girl bends over to show you her lower back tattoo.

"Check out that waitress over there, she's giving us the Minneapolis Skyline."

by ThatGuyEveryoneLikes September 5, 2013

minnesota bagel

When a lonley man from minnesota puts a

bagel on his dick and rotates it in his spare time

I have nothing to do tinight so i might as well do a minnesota bagel

by michlovin July 21, 2015

Minnesota Boy

A guys who love the snow and the cold... and also freezes his condoms so have fun with solid piss next time you go to the bathroom

OMG Your such a Minnesota Boy! Its worse than kidney stones!

by TrapinMaximus October 2, 2015