Minecraft dog

The dog you left in your minecraft house 5 years ago, you should go and check he’s ok☹️

Please go and check on your minecraft dog.

by An average youngster. June 29, 2022

minecraft autistic

A Autistic Person Who Plays Lots Of Minecraft And Its One Of Their Special Intrests

Me: A Minecraft Autistic :D

by H4ll0w33n.carrd.co August 15, 2022

Miner’d

Pronounced “minn-er-d”

A special move where a guy named Min forces a minspire type move which then causes the victim to be rendered in a state of immobility, with all senses still intact. Minspired victims are then subjected to hours upon hours of marching band torment, as well as the endless jitter clicking torture method.

Person 1: No please! I have a family!!
Min: *uses Minspire*
Person 1: NOOOOOOO
Min: You’ve been MINer’d!

by Minspired August 26, 2022

Minecraft Legacy Console Edition

The best version of Minecraft released to date.

Somebody - Yo what version of Minecraft do you play?

His Friend - Minecraft Legacy Console Edition, the game that got discontinued to make some sped EA minecraft.
Somebody - You are the best person, definitely better than any Bedrock speds and Java coomers.

by ConfusedG December 28, 2022

Mincecraft

This is what happens when you buy Minecraft from a sketchy website you get Mincecraft

Mincecraft: Mincecraft's third cousin from notascam.com
"Wait this isn't Minecraft its, fucking MINCECRAFT!"

by Some guy who exists January 14, 2023

Minecraft

The product of defecating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal.

Dude; are you Minecraft right now?

Yes I had to shit really bad but I was also hungry

by Bush February 14, 2023

Minecraft

The product of deficating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal

Person 1) Dude; are you minecrafting?
Person 2) I was trying to push that turd so hard that I worked up an appetite and by the time I finished my burger I finally had a successful bowel movement.

by Bush February 14, 2023