matt cavanagh

Matt Cavanagh basically means that you have a chode, and that's ok if yo girl is into that kinda shit, but if not, I'm sorry for you ..

'OMG that boi I was wit last nizzle had a full on Matt Cavanagh, you know what I'm sayin G?'

by I CAME HERE TO DRINK MILK November 26, 2013

Matt Sanchez

An alias used by males trying to get girls at the local bar or pub. Matt Sanchez is the fictional half-brother of New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. This is believable because noone actually wants to be related to Mark Sanchez, yet he is famous and good looking enough to attract attention.

Guy: Hey, my name is Matt Sanchez, brother of New York Jets starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway

by Sandycheeks1 December 14, 2013

Matt Ramos

A gay guy around many people, a demonic bitch in closed circles

I thought he was cool, but then he flipped out on me last night. What a fucking Matt Ramos.

by Cryptosporidian November 20, 2016

Matt Bly

Also known as SpaceMan64, holds 11 world records in Mario speedruns and is an absolute BEAST. Pretty good memer as well

Look at that Matt Bly, he's about to break another world record!

by Mister Josh April 5, 2017

Matt Cutler

When two gay men have butt sex. When a man sticks his cock in a mans ass. The only way gays can enjoy sex.

Dude: Lets Matt Cutler
Dude 2: Yeah, ram me hard baby.

Dude 2: I can't walk!!

by Brothermin June 14, 2017

matt goodman

Matt goodman is a typical white boy name. Probably plays volleyball with brown curly hair. Can be a bit of a jokester as well.

Yo did you see matt goodman play front row?

by Amandaaaaaaman June 22, 2017

Matt Cox

A tall mother fucker respects Hitler if he doesn't like you he will fuck you up big time.

If he likes you he will fuck you no matter what.

"I'm so fuckin' scared of that kid"
"Yeah he's a Matt Cox stay the fuck away from him"

by EdtleScars September 4, 2017