Mario

A 40 something year old italian plumber that is trying to date a 17 year old girl named princess peach.

Guy: Hey dude, do you wanna play super mario?

Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.

Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.

by Ryan Burrus is gay October 24, 2022

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Marios is bastard because his father left him , and he has a small dick, One More Thing About Marios.
He likes Vazelini but only if is above 10$ .and is jealious of bbc .

Marios: hi
bbc: want you want fam
Marios : Vazelini
bbc: What is that
Marios: ...

by b3lugaGr November 20, 2021

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a japanese rage-inducing parody of the og super mario game that is stuffed with unique tricks and kaizo traps using the advantage of the og game's mechanics (along with super mario world's mechanics). for example (AND SPOILER ALERT FOR WHOEVER WHO HASN'T PLAYED THE GAME): the 3rd question block you come across gives you an enemy and the 1up question block is just multiple poisonous mushrooms.
it's also known as syobon action and mario from hell.

cat mario. that's it.

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation October 20, 2022

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Mario is the kind of man that sleeps all day long, never works out and has never done the dishes. He doesn’t know how to pass Math 1, and neither do his dumb friends Eduard & Peter. He is a racist, even tho he’s Chinese. And a queer. He usually has sex with rabbits. He is bald, and an idiot, but he is my baby brother and I love him.

Look at that pile of dishes, you’re such a Mario.
Stop fucking that rabbit, you’re so Mario.
He hasn’t gotten out of bed all day, he’s pulling a Mario.

by Marhugva November 21, 2021

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