punch a lunch

Have a lunch.

Jeremy: What will you do now?
Tobias: I'll go punch a lunch, do you want to go with me?

by Caurli September 7, 2019

portuguese sack lunch

A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.

Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.

by Flama741 February 19, 2018

toss the lunch monkey

The act of vomiting ones lunch.

When one gags upon food.

Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!

by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 4, 2018

lunch bae

A person whom you flirt with to buy you something during lunch.

It’s alright, I’ll get my lunch bae to buy a snack for me.

by ninety-ninewars June 22, 2022

Scuff lunch

Scuff is an abbreviation for “making your own” meaning u don’t have others to make your lunch for u

“I’ll scuff lunch tomorrow”

by Smallraisinboy June 26, 2021

Lunching

Easier way of saying that you're having lunch.

John: Hey Kyle wanna go and buy a whole box of Monster Energy?
Kyle: Later, I'm lunching rn.

by TomatoTastyNot June 16, 2020

Lunch Debt

School's nefarious way of punishing children and teenagers for being hungry, because for whatever reason The American School System decided that students deserve to experience severe anxiety and hunger for being poor.

It can also prevent students from graduating and can potentially force them into fucking foster care.

Lunch Debt was invented by fucking Satan

by I Can't Think of a Name lol January 28, 2024