Jesse Lover

Someone who has sexual relations with a certain brown haired Jesse.

I’m a jesse lover

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 1, 2022

hwang hyunjins lover

zen elhassan <3

random person: whos hwang hyunjins lover?
another random person: zen elhassan <

by sardine <3 March 21, 2022

Turbo Lover

You won't hear me
But you'll feel me
Without warning, somethings dawning, listen (listen, listen)
Then within your senses
You'll know you're defenseless
How your heart beats when you run for cover (cover, cover)
You can't retreat, I spy like no other

Then we race together
We can ride forever
Wrapped in horsepower, driving into fury
Changing gear, I pull you tighter to me

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

We hold each other closer, as we shift to overdrive
And everything goes rushing by, with every nerve alive
We move so fast, it seems as though we've taken to the sky
Love machines in harmony, we hear the engines cry

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

On and on we're charging to the place so many seek
In perfect synchronicity of which so many speak
We feel so close to heaven in this roaring heavy load
And then in sheer abandonment, we shatter and explode (explode)

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

by Death Menace May 15, 2023

midnight lover

Whore at midnight who sucks your dick in the morning

Hee Mark do you remember that midnight lover of 2 years ago?

by Teun5 September 10, 2016

Toe Lover

A 'Toe Lover' is someone who has a deep infatuation with toes. No matter how hot a person is that approaches a Toe Lover, they will always be attracted to toes. Nothing can divert their attention when toes come in sight.

"Hey look! It's a toe lover."
"Don't bother going for them, they only love toes."

by sixfoottentoes June 2, 2022

Karen lover

someone who loves Karens and their crashouts to large extents that they might try to stalk them later

Person 1: Maya is such a Karen lover. I can't believe it like bro.
Person 2: I know right?

by screecherthee1 September 10, 2025

Lover boy method

That's not me is it? The weaponized schizophrenia? See, it's a problem when they do it to women, right? Is this not a problem? Yeah it is... You know you fucked up... Hey, I tried to warn you.

Hym "I'm watching Ben Shapiro's video on Andrew Tate's 'grift' and I noticed... That it's a complete an utter LIE. It's a lie. You accuse a guy of grifting... And then lie. Blatantly! If your critique of Andrew Tate... Does not involve me... You are lying. No mention of me. No mention of the 'lover boy method.' And then your whole team does a series of debates with a guy who is literally doing the same thing and he wife left him when she found out he wasn't Hym. You know you're lying. He's just doing my plan to become better than Joe Rogan. You know that. Gayve Jewben made a video about someone else being a grifter the same day. Everyone and their brother accuse the 2 of them of being grifters... Everything is a grift! Everyone is a grifter (apparently). It's madness! And then you're shilling for a government that is actively starving children! So you can even use the 'But Hym threatens kids!' The Jews are murdering them, actively! And you're defending them! No, it's- You're done. No 'don't mess with our kids' moment. I was right. Everyone but me was wrong. You should have done what I told you to do immediately. You should be doing what I'm telling you to do now. You lose. I win. I'm the better one. You're an idiot for trying to resist me. You should be holding your wive's legs open for me so I can fuck them with greater ease. I was the correct one all along. I could have saved you all but you wouldn't let me and now you look like a retarded bitch."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2024