Guap Legion

the coolest group of artists, producers, and friends on earth, led by artist guapfluent

guapfluent: welcome to the guap legion
simulatedguap: thanks my nigga ❤️😍

by Divines August 14, 2025

creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*

Hey Elliott

Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?

“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”

by Jdnshxhsjznznz December 28, 2019

to pull a Legolas

When you think you're Legolas and try to fend off a mob on your own by using a bow but they quickly beat the shit out of you because you're not Legolas.

"Dude, he's got a bow and arrow! is he going to pull a Legolas? let's get that motherfucker!"
"AM LEGOLAS! OUT OF MA WAY"

by Iphi112 May 31, 2020

Dippin in the blue lagoon

When you go Crap in a public bathroom and you are the first user and the water is still blue

I had to do my fsotd at a Mickey D’s and was lucky I was Dippin in the blue lagoon

by John from OP May 25, 2021

King of the 69th Legion

A man willing to bargain anything for the number 69.

There was once a man that made a deal with the Game master of a Table Top game. He offered his soul to win the game, "I will roll a d100 15 times, if I get a 69 I win the game" the man said, "I will accept that offer" said the GM. The man got the number 69 in 2 tries. I hereby declare you the King of the 69th Legion.

by Junel the 69th April 15, 2022

national buy a lego set day

a day where you buy a lego set

have you gotten your lego set? ITS NATIONAL BUY A LEGO SET DAY!

by atomic piclle April 18, 2022