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Lake Forest College

A poor, tiny excuse for a college. With a student size of only 1,600 students, this joke of a 4-year school lacks any semblance of a proper college experience. Situated in the affluent suburb of Lake Forest, students are forced to live in outdated dorms and eat from a single centralized dining hall on an often-lifeless campus.

You better hope that you like the friends you make, because you're stuck with them. Greek life is abysmally tiny, while the rest of the student population devolves into social cliques like Student Athletes, Nerds, and International Students. One common type is spoiled kids with chips on their shoulders.

Even if the students were friendly to each other, there's no place to socialize since campus security shuts down all parties almost instantly. All other social events are usually a total disappointment, since the fascistic administration snuffed out all enjoyable things. Chicago is too far to get there in reasonable time either.

School spirit maintains an all-time low since the school is a pathetic D3 and has no traditions. Many students travel to other colleges to have fun, so keep Northwestern's tailgating in mind if you make the horrendous mistake of choosing LFC as your school.

Academics are as good as any state school but lacks variety of majors and programs. However, not every other college charges $40,000 per year for tuition.

LFC is a great place for those who like asking “What could have been?". Stay away from this scam of a college.
Forester: "I attend Lake Forest College"

Job Recruiter: "Lake Forest College? Is that in California?"

Forester: "No, it's in Illinois"

Job Recruiter: 'Never heard of it, I'll have to look it up one day"

Forester: *Thinks about $40,000/year debt and regrets not attending a big state school*
by J.Binklestein October 25, 2019
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Great lakes

The act of urinating in a females vagina
a girl wanted me to perform a great lakes....so i did
by Great lakes September 22, 2014
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patterson lakes

where the cool kids live aka patto

also where they film kath and kim
'shes a bit of a snob, she must live in patterson lakes'
by babelovessex March 19, 2009
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Gages lake

ghetto neighborhood in Illinois full of ghetto people, ghetto drugs, ghetto houses, ghetto cars, ghetto roads, and GHETTO CHILDREN WHO HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ELDERS!!! home of the biggest black bus stop in history, jesse oaks, and the convenience stop... if i were you, which i know your looking up gages lake on urban dictionary, so you must live here, i would MOVE!!!
"i grew up in Gages lake"

"woah, are you ok?"
by mynameisnotjacueessssee August 15, 2013
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I think I just leaked out of my ass

When you think that something came out of your ass but your not really sure. Usually its a minimal amount of liquid too small to notice a signifigant change of the moistness of your underwear.
Jamal:Hey man I think I just leaked out of my ass
Me: Oh shit was it taco night last night again?
by Joe Saliba September 5, 2008
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Cold Lake

a completely horrible abomination of an album released by a great/formerly great band. Named for Celtic Frost's 1989 LP.
The new album was a real Cold Lake.
by The Box of Evil Rodents May 26, 2009
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Mountain Lakes

Sorry, I couldn't help myself...

Mountain Lakes; a superbly wealthy aristocratic town 40 miles from NYC. The "ML kids" are all sons and daughters of old-money European aristocrats. Do not blame the girls if they must look gorgeous, it's peer pressure. And no, they do not get up at 5am to do their makeup....they get up at 3:30. The boys are bred for lacrosse ability and in-between games and maintaining their 4.0s... they all play Halo 2. Laker's don't sleep, they take Ecstacy, which their parents by for them. Beirut isn't only played on weekends, but there is actually an elitest group of students who play every day. No one knows who is in it, but every one in the school wants to join. These are the wealthiest and most fabulously dressed of all students at MLHS. You can tell them apart from their Oscar de la Renta sweaters and BMs. In class, the wealthiest kids pick on all the others. If you're not in the "in" crowd, you basically are not allowed to have friends. Loser guys pop their pink polos, and the girls (who, of course, are all "hoes") chase after them in their respective Mercedes. Officers are afraid to pull students over, and will never fine them for drinking. No one likes Lakers, BT hates Lakers, families are dysfunctional, people start smoking crack at 4, play Lacross at 4 1/2, will never be caught without daddys credit card, a "C-note," and makeup kit. If you don't fit into this category, you are not welcome. Oh, and lastly; all Mountain Lakers can fly, clear 100' buildings, and score 1600 on the SAT.

If you believe any of this, never, ever go to Mountain Lakes. I don't think you'll be able to stand the shock. And, all you dumbasses, look up stereotype in the dictionary. It's because of intolerant people like you that there is hate in the world.
"Hey student-that-is-usually-not-very- social-and-has- never-attended-a-party-before!
I'm glad to see that you're coming out more. Want to play beirut?"
"No, I don't really drink."
"That's cool. Let me introduce you to some people."

"durh, i hate mountin laks"
"gheh, yeh. lets be k00l and make fun of them at urbandictionary.com"
"were awesome dood"
by Lak April 21, 2005
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