last time I checked

The most annoying phrase a person can use to assert their know-it-all "knowledge."

Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!

Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?

Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!

Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?

Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...

Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!

Republican: (speechless)

by JusLar April 27, 2011

I had yer grandma last night

It litterally means "I had sex with your grandmother last night."
It just removes the word 'sex' to make it shorter, like any other slang term.

Ryan: "Yo man, what were you doin' last night?"

Jack: "I had yer grandma last night"

Ryan: "What the hell man?! That's sick!"

by jeNANANANANAA BATMAN! April 11, 2009

last minute e buyer

A person who likes to bid on the things they want at the last 5 or 2 minutes, total pricks who put down a million dollars so no one would win the auction.

Mr.Jones likes to bid on the last minutes,
Mr.Jones must die!

by prince pwnage March 15, 2004

last yesterday

Means earlier today. Most offten used by Nancys that have been hanging around Bulgarian guys too long and have become thier pimp.

You know what happend last yesterday when Georgi came in to work this morning?

by Kelly Gorbey June 18, 2008

Last Yesterday

Simply put, the day before yesterday, or two days ago.

Dude 1: "Hey man, did you see that new episode of Jersey Shore? GTL, amirite?

Dude 2: GTFO, that was so last yesterday.

by shortybobert March 3, 2011

last cookie of the package

When someone (generally a girl) thinks she is very better than any other, she is asked if she is the last cookie of the package!

Girl "I only date with very rich men!"

Guy "Do you think you're the last cookie of the package?!"

by Magnetofgirls February 19, 2014

The Last Of A Dying Breed

A wicked band band with some local heroes in it, from cumbria up and coming.Donated all of the money from there last gig to help cockermouth school's music department.

did you see "The Last Of A Dying Breed" last night there gonna be BIG

by voltaire1778 April 17, 2009