Kevin

A young chump that is just very wholesome and beautiful on the inside. Someone with the name Kevin is just a fun dude and should eat lots of bread because he deserves it. But don't ever question a Kevin because he will cut you up.

Girl: Who is that dude?
Another Girl: I don't know but his name is Kevin so he seems pretty cool.

by pineappleleaf458 June 7, 2018

kevin edward sargent

he is the best boyfriend ever! 😻 I love him so much. He is literally the most kindest person I know! He is the best! 💗💞

Kevin Edward Sargent is my boyfriend.

by Millie is the queen June 11, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is MaxMoeFoe's shiba inu dog, he is the cutest dog throughout history. His nickname is Big Kev.

Girl: "Omg have you seen MaxMoeFoes new puppy?"
Guy:"Yeah, Kevin is the best dog in the history of the universe!

by epicgamer43 June 14, 2018

kevin

Kevin has the biggest forehead on earth its not even funny how big it is

Yo look at kevin jesus he is my bff for now on

by xonohomo June 18, 2018

Kevin

A lonely boy, that doesn't have many friends. He can sometimes be annoying but he is really funny and and a lot of people laugh at his jokes. Sometimes he can get mad where he punches you or ignores you. Not a lot of people care about him. People call him gay. But in reality he isn't. He's really funny and can make you laugh all the time when be says moist fries.

Kevin likes moist fries.
Kevin is lonely.
Kevin does not have many friends.

by Xoxomissmia June 30, 2018

Kevin

Mostly used in german to describe a person as stupid retard.
Persons called Kevin have a hard time.
Also sometimes persons whose name isnt Kevin get called undercover Kevin because their fucking stupid.

Person 1: Look that stupid idiot just said "do u know da wai".
Person 2: Whats his name?
Person 1: Kevin.
Person 2: What a fucking coincidence.

by Stoney7333 July 8, 2018

Kevin

A man with a monster cock that even Chuck Norris fears.

Everyone wants to be a Kevin!

by #bigdaddymonster July 27, 2018