Keep Me Conscious

a bad ass rock band from boston. they released a critically acclaimed EP called "sounds of rescue" in 2009 and are currently writing and touring.

keep me conscious is the best band in boston.

by baystaterocker April 13, 2010

Keep it casual

Good try. Better luck next time

Olivia said she wants to keep it casual at the movies.

by Stayinyourelaine June 26, 2017

Keep It Mello

The main catchphrase used by famous DJ Marshmello

It means to just be Mello

Bro, you just need to keep it Mello

by Saphious66 June 6, 2018

chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'

Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by kdawg April 10, 2003

Keep

(n) : a person who embezzles or launders money, and in doing so, is caught and is denied access to higher-level schooling and occupational work

(v) : to act as a keep; to be extremely stupid and/or launer money or be involved in embezzlement situations

(n) : "Dude, that kid's a Keep, he keeps gettin caught, but it's gwid to watch his get pwn3d all the time by his boss"

(v) : "That ghetto-ass neeg pulled a Keep!"

by Nauf Wauf February 16, 2005

Keepin' it real

(verb) the involuntary act of living a day to day struggle to survive. Living life with an eye toward survival with no pretention. Promoting or adopting a realist view toward day to day interactions with others.

See also Keepin it Gangsta, Bein real, real.

...Keepin it real packing steel, getting high, cuz life's a bitch and then you die.
--Nas "Life's a Bitch"

by El Nacote December 6, 2004

keeping the census down

relieving yourself sexually as to not be forced pull a Kobe (see Tyson style) and create an unwanted "keep a nigga baby".

Your Mom was busy, so I just spent some time keeping the census down.

by long duck dong September 4, 2003