johnathan essig

a man whore! a person that dates everyone in his grade!

johnathan essig dated 14 girls in 3 years
by:one of his ex's

by Masons EX November 15, 2017

Johnathan

Johnathan- That one person in any group who just don't know how to chill out or to stop with the joke's.

Bro Greg is such a Johnathan he kept blowing up my messenger with some memes.

by Grimreaper738 April 20, 2019

Jonathon

HOT. 🥵 super sweet and funny has a 15 inch dick and let’s you put your foot on his thigh in the middle of class and then gets in trouble because the teacher hates him. VERY FUNNY and maybe a little shorter then you

I love you babe❤️❤️🥵😘

Friend: who’s your bf?

Me: Jonathan... hes so hot

Jonathon is super funny and hot

by Love y’all and love in Texas November 12, 2019

Johnathan Ackerman

A devoted Denver Broncos fan who is ironically also a epic fortnite gamer.

The Johnathan Ackerman watched the Denver broncos win the Super Bowl and took the epic victory royale.

by The epic gamer69420 November 19, 2019

Jhonathan

Jhonathan is a weird way to spell “johnathan” which makes him special. Jhonathan is a very kind hearted guy that will always be there for you. He is a drama free and is chill with everyone. He might seem weird but once you get to know him he is a fun guy and a chill person to hang out with. Jhonathan will also give you free booty rubs and unlimited kisses.

Yo is that jhonathan

by That.kid.jhon December 2, 2019

Johnathan

A guy known from all girls to have a enormous dick and knows how to use it very well

Johnathan is someone who i wish i had as a "friend"

by FrosTsXNINEall February 15, 2020

Johnathan

the flamboyant introvert he typically prefers to be in his room gaming or with a small group of about 2 people ,he’s a true genshin and valorant pro who chooses to lead his life with sarcasm and misanthropy, tends to get racist if you mislead him

Omg Johnathan! You came out of your Room!

by Daryl kidney November 23, 2021