Jordan

disabled

Girl 1: OMG! EW WHO IS THAT!
Girl 2: He's disabled, he must be a Jordan

by coochiebanditjuan February 26, 2019

Jordan (female)

Jordan is a girl who will play any guy that likes her. She could give 0 fucks about someone who has a crush on her. She likes to have a crush on a guy she has no chances with. When she does date someone she acts like but doesnt have feelings for her bf. When she dates someone she will still have a crush on a guy she has no chances with.

Jordan (female)
Guy1: I think I have a crush on jordan.
Guy2: She will play you like a toy.

by Jordanhater#1 October 28, 2019

Michael Jordan

GOD

Jesus is the son of God, in other words, he is the son of Michael Jordan

by nbafanboi_23 October 12, 2009

Jordan

A medicated pot head whos diet consists of peanut butter and jellys, chicken nuggets, diet coke , and french fries. he is extremely smart, but fails in school because he is to fucking lazy. this nigga spends 80% of his life playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. usually stays high for 20 hours strait

Person 1 : Jordan, you do that homework ?

Jordan : Dude, we fucking had homework last night ?

Person 1 : Ahhh, WOW

Jordan : SO, wanna shmoke !

by fezaboy December 12, 2009

Jordanette

A sloppy wet male part.
more commonly seen after sex.

last night i had a jordanette

by Mary Burgess February 9, 2009

Jordan

Jordan is a type Of girl who loves to play hockey and talk to her friends. She never puts people down.she is loud in a good way and always is Up for a challenge.she doesn't care what people think about her. She has always been herself.jordan is the best friend anyone could ever have.Jordan Puts people before herself.jordan is a great friend sister or anything else.She is sexy.hot nice charming lovely girl.

Person one: whoa who is that girl over there?
Person two: oh that's a jordan can't u tell

by Annie candy July 27, 2012

Jordan

A classic douchebag move where one party of a conversation drops the entirety of the discussion and leaves completely, most notably without a goodbye.

The most common example of this is seen online where during a conversation someone will inevitably leave the chat and log off without a single warning or hesitation, and not out of frustration or shitty internet connection.

This also applies to real life when speaking to someone either in person or on the phone where they either turn their attention elsewhere or hang up, respectively.

"Dude, way to totally pull a Jordan last night and stop talking to me without saying 'goodbye.' Douche."

by Killfactorten February 9, 2010