Fat hoe who is an unloyal backstabber thinks the whole world is about her flabby and cries a lot especially the ones who go by jessica not jess and they can't seem to realise they are the problem! has no real friends is fat has weird eyebrows did I mention she's fat
by sausagesizzler January 17, 2025
Get the Jessicamug. that one friend you make in high school, but unfortunately the standards are very present . Tends to have a 7/10 really good looking boyfriend and thats what a girl with this name holds. You tend to feel very bad for them . Loving a jessica will require bible studies and a average score in life. And only certain people meet that criteria :)
Jessica is a really great friend to Alyssa. But they still need a friendship car for prayer. They would even start their own business too.
by temple girl April 25, 2025
Get the Jessicamug. The world most beautiful girl... She refers to god...... Every one must Praise in her foot... She never ever get older... She is pacha mannu in the world.....
by Me the owner November 21, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. by Hottestdonindaworldinio November 23, 2021
Get the jessica jarmanmug. A pretty girl with a heart of gold who is the single greatest fencer to ever live in my humble opinion. She is also very smart and funny and has good taste in books.
Jessica is literally so good with a sword she would kick your butt and then discuss LOTR with you after it.
by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
by Bex Belling June 11, 2024
Get the Jessica's Plantmug. where do i start... jess is the most bombastic person you will ever meet. She has the looks of a goddess and will add spice to your life. Although she was made in China some years ago, she isnt cheaply made and is worth your money. You can find jessica at your regular nightclub, pub, or furry convention, so approach her fast because she will be a faithful spaniel to you and your army of furries. She is one of the most swag ppl you can find on planet earth, so surround yourself with jess and you will live happily ever after!
Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)
Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)
justin: o my goshhh is that Jessica? she's slay at tennis
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
by bazuki August 8, 2023
Get the Jessicamug.