Katamari Job

To lather yourself in elmer's glue and roll around sticking as many objects, organic or inorganic, to your naked body as possible. All while humming the theme song to Katamari Damaci.

Jim was scared me at first, but I soon joined in the fun of Katamari Jobs.

by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014

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Twist Job

A twisting hand job performed by the giver using one or both hands. The penis is wrapped and gripped by the hand(s) like a handle bar and only a repetitive twisting action of the hands is performed. There is no up and down, jerking action. Twisting speed and strength of grip will vary and impacts how quickly the receiver achieves a glorious, busted nut.

Rachel gave me the hottest twist job last night. I blew my oatmeal in under 60 seconds.

Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.

by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2018

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Burrito Job

its when you get a handjob with your dick in a burrito and the girl eats the burrito after you cum into it,
-true burrito job will have extra guac and be warm.

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Becky gave me the nastiest burrito job after school today, she even went home and ate it in front of her parents!

by jeever November 3, 2017

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job interview

a formal get-together between employer and employee to find out whether and to what extent the employee is willing to be exploited.

Huang: "i had a job interview yesterday. when the hr person asked about my life goals i said that i would love to spend an entire year or two with you in bed before getting ready to change the world"
Mindy: "hey! 🤗"

by Krkič December 9, 2019

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