Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,

"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"

by Shimmying August 22, 2017

Toast

Literally "tits on a stick"; a skinny girl with very large breasts

"Dude did you see that girl in the red dress?"
"Yeah man, toast."

by BrilloPad February 17, 2014

butch on toast

A butch lesbian that is an authority on her game work or life.

Man that butch on toast gave a superb speech at city hall last night.

by Luz@3leches October 27, 2018

Toast

Slang term for sex,meaning to fuck her so good she has a toasted look upon her face. Also an after sex congratulatory drink.

I had great toast last night,hell I made a whole loaf

by Capt Grabass August 14, 2011

Toast

A cutie pie that is a
Dog.

You are so cute toasty woasty

by Kdbsksbak November 15, 2019

Just Toast

some femboy scrungly bungus who moans in vc too much 🤔📸
also I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY STOP CALLING ME THAT

(moan sound)
person1: IT'S THE JUST TOAST SOUND EFFECT
Just Toast: WHAT I DON'T ACTUALLY MOAN THAT MUCH STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT
person1: you're a furry pipe down
Just Toast: I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY

by Just Toast September 13, 2022

sleepy toast

Sleepy toast is not a toast, it's the memory foam product feels comfy while we pressing it. It feels like toast, slowly rebounding, sweet and soft.

I love the sleepy toast memory foam pillows.

by Anji Lee November 24, 2021