Sex

The thing I will be doing with your mother tonight.

Your mother: We are going to eat earlier this evening because I will have sex later tonight with the person writing this definition.

by S_00_S September 5, 2021

Sex

Get off the internet and go pray and go to church or perhaps touch some grass

Please get some help or find a real person and not reading sex stories on Urban dictionary

by GrassToucher April 15, 2022

Sex

yummy

god sex is so yummy

by yumyumsexsexyum February 19, 2022

Sex

Something you wish you were having instead of getting off to Urban Dictionary definitions.

Urban dictionary: I crawl over to you, naked. You look at me with lust in your eyes imagining what you want to do with me. I finally rest my head between your legs, looking up at you, pleading for you to have passionate sex with me...

Your mom: BILLY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING?! JEFF GET THE BELT!

by xx.Heidi.xx May 3, 2021

Sex

The one topic that most users on Urban Dictionary won't stop bitching about

Me: *types s on the search bar*
Search: *shows sex as the second most typed search term by the letter*
Me: Sex? I can't deal with that shit anymore on this stupid website!

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er February 13, 2022

Sex

👉🏼👌🏼 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

🍆+🐱/🍑= sex

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Lilhornyhoe September 24, 2020

Sex

What the fuck do you think it means? Go ask your parents dumbass.

Joe : hey Sally let's have sex!
Sally : but you're my brother!

by Sally's Brother May 16, 2018