Crazy Irish Wankers

Crazy Irish people who get pissed off when people forget about St.Pattie's Day. And when that wonderful day comes, they dress in all green, shouting "Happy bleeping St.Patrick's Day you stoopid mofo gits" at people who give them strange looks. They also like to get piss drunk on Ginger Ale.

Super L: That stoopid mofo is givin us dirty looks! I dont think h knows or cares that its damn well St.Pattie's Day!!!
Super S: Hey you stoopid mofo git!!!Happy bleeping St. Pattie's Day!!!
Super L: That'll show him!
Super S: Yeayuh!

by Super L March 19, 2005

Irish suitcase

The term used to describe a case of beer when being carried by an individual. Plural form- irish luggage.

Franchise rolled in to the party with his Irish suitcase and immediately began kicking them back.

by theman09 March 25, 2008

Irish Snowstorm

Just a couple inches....

Meteorologists are reporting 4"-6" of snowfall overnight. Sounds like an Irish Snowstorm

by ReedGomperts January 29, 2012

Irish car bomb

A drink consisting of a shot glass full of 1 1/2 oz. of Hennesy Irish whiskey and 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish creme. Drop the shot glass into a 1/2 pint of Ginnuss sp? and down it quick.

Man, I had about 5 Irsh Car Bombs last night...I was fucked up.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

Irish I’m Coming

When somebody says that they are coming to your event(for sure) and doesn’t show up.

Jeff gave us the old “Irish I’m coming” and decided not to show up! What a dick!!

by Lumpymfd July 24, 2020

Irish Lobtail Faux

Whilst a father, son, and gangbang, the son creams in the daughter and the father takes his dick out of the daugthers ass/mouth/vag, and slurps on his son's cum out of his daugther's dripping pussy.

Hey Zach, you know what a Irish Lobtail Faux is?
Is it to do with being drunk?
No, that's racist. Think you, actually don't, i's too deprived...., you know what, fuck it.... think you, fucking your sister with your dad. And you finish inside her and your dad sucks it up.
The fucks wrong with you?
It's a real thing. Look on Urban dictionary.

by Dongerz February 25, 2021

black Irish tea

Dark colored tea, most Irish people have had it before. Has quite a bit of caffeine.

Girl: My favorite drink is black Irish tea.

by thatgirlwhostares April 21, 2020