Crazy Irish Wankers

Crazy Irish people who get pissed off when people forget about St.Pattie's Day. And when that wonderful day comes, they dress in all green, shouting "Happy bleeping St.Patrick's Day you stoopid mofo gits" at people who give them strange looks. They also like to get piss drunk on Ginger Ale.

Super L: That stoopid mofo is givin us dirty looks! I dont think h knows or cares that its damn well St.Pattie's Day!!!
Super S: Hey you stoopid mofo git!!!Happy bleeping St. Pattie's Day!!!
Super L: That'll show him!
Super S: Yeayuh!

by Super L March 19, 2005

Irish suitcase

The term used to describe a case of beer when being carried by an individual. Plural form- irish luggage.

Franchise rolled in to the party with his Irish suitcase and immediately began kicking them back.

by theman09 March 25, 2008

Irish Snowstorm

Just a couple inches....

Meteorologists are reporting 4"-6" of snowfall overnight. Sounds like an Irish Snowstorm

by ReedGomperts January 29, 2012

Irish car bomb

A drink consisting of a shot glass full of 1 1/2 oz. of Hennesy Irish whiskey and 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish creme. Drop the shot glass into a 1/2 pint of Ginnuss sp? and down it quick.

Man, I had about 5 Irsh Car Bombs last night...I was fucked up.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

black Irish tea

Dark colored tea, most Irish people have had it before. Has quite a bit of caffeine.

Girl: My favorite drink is black Irish tea.

by thatgirlwhostares April 21, 2020

Irish I’m Coming

When somebody says that they are coming to your event(for sure) and doesn’t show up.

Jeff gave us the old “Irish I’m coming” and decided not to show up! What a dick!!

by Lumpymfd July 24, 2020

Irish Road Hog

When you gran the balls and proceed to give them an Indian burn,slow, but painful.

My girlfriend so freaky yesterday she gave me the Irish Road Hog

by Dbsb3272Globeabb August 25, 2021