Fairfield university

Daddy Nemic, the Tully music is immaculate. Kendall at Dunkin is a god send. Everyone that goes to this school lives off of daddy’s credit card and has an enormous capacity for alcohol. They all refer to the townhouses and the grape as common drinking spots. The beach is an option but anyone under the age of 21 will most likely be escorted off the beach. Everyone wears lulu lemon leggings and vineyard vine shep shirts. Everyone qualifies for some sort of alcoholism. This school is clearly better than SHU, yet a rivalry still stands. Don’t provoke the turkeys as they are quite violent. The stag bus never hits any curbs and clearly knows where they’re going. The levee is the best post townhouse destination for already too drunk teenagers. The mozz sticks are dangerous and Everything is overpriced and tastes like shit. Remember this is a small school and your mistakes will probably say hi on a daily basis. Remember the tours and priests will judge you harshly as you walk out you dorms in a sweatshirt and sweatpants with last nights face. Athletic teams, glee and prep boys all consist of cults <3. Stags up 🤘

Girl 1- Bro I kissed that guy last night at Fairfield university

Girl2-Bro no way he’s in my Catholicism class
Girl2-Bro he hooked up with my roommate
Girl1- shit Dps is on the floor let’s go!

by Fairfield stag ❤️ November 6, 2020

Harvard University

The Washington University of the North East. But, no tempurpedic mattresses, Jason Derulo concerts, or arches.

Emily: Damn Girl, I heard you got into Harvard University.

Savannah: I know its practically the WashU of the north east.

Emily: Sorry about your mattresses

by savannastasia steele October 12, 2020

Simpson University

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.

Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.

by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017

Universally Sexy

to be attractive to Man, Women, Beast......all walks of life

That girl must be Universally sexy, did you see that lizard check her out!

by ssssdd April 26, 2017

STFU University

A way to tell a know-it-all that they need to go back to the womb and get rewired.

Stop txting so much and go join the social powerhouse called the Gleek Club at STFU University.

by Vin Nguyen May 8, 2017

doane university

The location that one gets doaned. Formerly known as Doane college.

let’s go to Doane University and get doaned.

by Doane1872 December 9, 2017

universal life

the sky, the land, the sea, everything everyone has and can see but are normally ignorant and take it for granted

I opened up the universal life for a day and suddenly life seems great

by crease crease February 19, 2017