car-crastinator

Someone who is sitting in their car,looking for things in their trunk, or just screwing around while you are waiting to take their parking spot.

I can't believe we are waiting for this spot for 5 minutes, this asshole is such a car-crastinator.

by HC Q May 15, 2009

Car forum

A place on the interwebs where people get to talk about how shitty Civics are and race other people based on who can name more mods for their car than the other person.

Car forum discussion example: Civics are pieces of shit, and my Mustang can beat yours because I have a pulley and a tune on it.

by That guy with a Viper June 8, 2011

Damn-Car

Refers to the (frustrating) car in a spot tease. Any car concealed in a parking spot by a larger vehicle that makes the spot appear open for parking.

There's a parking spot next to that minivan. Good spot; better park in it... oh. A damn-car.

Hey, park there! Oh, wait, false alarm; damn-car.

by damncar October 28, 2010

Under the Car

A phrase commonly used to refer to someone who is hungry, tired or ill. Can be used to describe general mental or physical discomfort. Much like it's closely related counterpart "under the weather".

First usage took place in early 17th century England. During the Black Plague many people would be referred to as "under the buggy" or "under the horse". Evolving to present day we now use the more present term "car".

Etymology: Under, from the German word Unter or Untersglagen literally meaning the physical presence of one being underneath another object. The, from the Japanese word ザ or やその他のためにと literally meaning having the resemblance of a preword or explanatory vowel. Car, from the Catalan word cotxe meaning a form of motorized transportation.

- I don't know if I can work out today, I'm under the car.

- I'm under the car, I could really use a steak right now.

by The Real Rain Maker May 19, 2013

Car-shy

When you are to shy to pull up next to the car beside you.

I want to see the dog in that car but the guy is to car-shy for me to see in.

by Dark nuts January 19, 2015

car cramping

To fill a car with so much camping gear that anything in particular is unfindable.

Nice car cramping, Brad. Now where the #%@& is the flashlight?

by RawbSF July 8, 2016

Car Blasting

When someone opens all the windows of a car, blasts loud music (usually rap or heavy metal), and slowly drives around the neighborhood. It is usually very entertaining.

Tim loves Car Blasting. The reactions from that Soccer Mom are hilarious!

by Onliner August 31, 2016