Fart tube

a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.

man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube

by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023

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Fruit tubes

A dick wrapped in fruit roll ups for a handy, then cream filled and sealed.

He made several fruit tubes and gave it to her friends for a snack.

by Spaceace_357 April 18, 2024

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Lube Tube

Two people covered in lubricant holding eachother forming a ring shape. A third person also lubed up penetrates both individuals using his hands or feet.

Jill: I’m so bored
Samuel: I think we should do a lube tube with eachother to not be bored

by BundaBandit789 April 24, 2024

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toothpaste tubing

Toothpaste Tubing is the act of pinching the base of your penis after ejaculating and guiding the semen up and out your urethra

After my wank, i was toothpaste tubing the rest and it all came out yellow

by ChazzaGrazza May 5, 2024

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tube cowboy

When you justify purchasing dope cowboy boots for a Texas wedding by wearing them when you get home on the tube in London… nice work bobo!

D-Rock didn’t Google “tube cowboy” but if he had, he would have found this…

by OGProperSean December 3, 2021

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wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man

A sex move that can only be done by flailing your arms around like one of those inflatable wacky guys at your local Oil Change shop.

It is also a Family Guy Cutaway Gag in the style of the Billy Mays' Oxy-Clean commercials, with the name Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.

Zach: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man last night.
Mike: Cool.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen February 26, 2024

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