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Not to butter my own toast

A phrase used before self praise in order to make oneself sound more modest
"Not to butter my own toast, but my fit is lookin mega fly today"
by Willththril April 18, 2021
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scrotal toast

When you take a sip of champagne then gingerly, GINGERLY, stretch out the scrotum in such a way as to create a bowl shape then drip the champagne into the scrotal pool and make a toast to your man cause he the best.
My husband just asked me if I could give him a scrotal toast to cheer him up.
by DeathbatForever August 9, 2023
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Toast

Fuck you all, this is my army and together I shall take them and dominate the world, where all of you degenerates will be fucking dead because I'm dominating the world, so Fuck you. Also, stop eating my people like you're from Attack on Titan you giant ass naked freaks.
The Toast army shall rise and take over the fucking world you degenerates.
by Toastaypartay the 78th March 1, 2020
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Toast

The only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning is the thought of a crispy, warm toast. How it crunches when you bite it, the way the butter melts into it and how you can literally put everything on top.
Toast is the one good I could and will eat every day.
Don’t talk to me I haven’t have my toast yet.
by A sun November 20, 2021
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TOAST

chris: did you go fishing today?

dave: yeah, i got A BIG ONE!

chris: TOAST!!
by Alisha4-H August 20, 2008
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Burnt Toast

When you gettin ROASTED till you become burnt.

You become burnt toast.
Jack: You're brain's broken.
McD: Jack, brain's don't break. Please think .
Jack: Something I can do and you can't.
McD: I'm burnt toast.
by Bobhiggleton101 October 10, 2016
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Massachusetts Toast

Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.
“Man I had the worst Massachusetts Toast yesterday, but I at least got some Dunks”
by McGrampa September 23, 2020
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