wood-whap

The act of hitting someone with wood, your own or otherwise. Simmilar to a backhand
I wood-whapped the sixth grader who tried to make me move to the back of the bus .
by Llanfairpwllgwyngyll April 26, 2018
Get the wood-whap mug.

Wood clockin

The wood smoke is hittin it’s making you cough and get high as hell
by Moetherealest June 08, 2022
Get the Wood clockin mug.

Yarl's Wood

Detention centre where private companies systematically rape vulnerable women with impunity. Protected by the British Home Office, which refuses Freedom of Information requests about the numbers of rape incidents on the basis that publishing the information would commercially harm the companies involved.
I hear Serco and G4S are raping like madmen at Yarl's Wood, but the government won't release the figures.

Gita: Sonia was Yarl's Wood last night.
Janine: What, you mean RAPED?
Gita: Uhuh.
by Bitumen June 14, 2016
Get the Yarl's Wood mug.

Justin Woods

A creepy producer for the online game Marvel: Avengers Alliance who has a massive fetish for Spider-People, Symbiotes and Deadpool, to the point where he uses his status as a game producer to unload his obsessions on a poor, unknowing player base.
Did you see the new content Justin Woods added to MAA?
Yeah, it's all Spiders again, that guy is fucking obsessed.
by HeroicIronFist December 21, 2015
Get the Justin Woods mug.

daddy wood

He has the biggest dick you will every see, he gets all the hoes and all the pussy.
by Daddy wood October 19, 2017
Get the daddy wood mug.

Work Wood

When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.
Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.

Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.
by HeavyK February 09, 2012
Get the Work Wood mug.

Split the Wood

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"
Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"
by C&M Definitions May 22, 2013
Get the Split the Wood mug.