blanket hippie

Typically, someone who seems generally outgoing, and may in fact be, but naps every chance he/she gets. These individuals have locked timed naps to a science.

Man, Stacy was really charismatic at brunch yesterday, but I heard she went straight home to nap before she had to do groceries. She's such a blanket hippie.

by gay_nascar_fan January 20, 2017

hippie clouds

Once every eighthundred leap years, majestic beings of hentai and furry. They rain sprinkles, and daisy and polar bears, clovers, nothing ever found in the urban ma-dicitionary, also rainbow pandacorns...... Your high

Dude i was so in the hippie clouds

by Bob Stevey daniel Richardson August 6, 2016

hippie calorie

One hippie calorie is equivalent to 1mg of THC.

That gummy I ate had 20 hippie calories.

by Gonads77 February 21, 2025

Dry hippie

Someone who dresses like a hippie or stoner but does not smoke weed.

Look at that dry hippie they don’t even smell like weed.

by Madcizow February 4, 2024

denim hippy

People who don’t wash their jeans for various reasons, especially because their denim is raw

That dirty denim hippy Mazzy really spells bad, they should wash their jeans.

by travision December 17, 2024

Obese Hippy

An unheard of person.

Anyone ever seen an obese hippy at festival?

Nope.

Neither.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 13, 2016

Hippie HighJack

When you take a bonghit and chug a Redbull (or any other type of energy drink)

"man this weed is too strong for a Hippie Speedball. I need a Hippie HighJack, or ells I'm gonna sleep for 30 hours."

by Egual June 15, 2020