Hair

1. The stuff on your head. It can come in any number of colors. Natural (Blonde, Brunette, Red, Brown, etc.) or not (Pink, Blue, Spotted, Polka-Dotted). You have to look this up?

2. A Play turned movie. The movie came out in the late '70s (79, I believe). It is mainly about a group of Hippies who meet a guy going to war in a couple of days. They see this girl on a horse and the soldier (Claude Bukowski) falls in love with her. It's a Musical taking place in New York and eventually Nevada. The songs are great (Aquarius, Sodomy, Hair, etc.), the characters are awesome (Bereger, Woof, Claude, etc.) and the dancing is cool(put together by Twyla Tharp). This is a great movie (I'm aware that's an opinion) and you should see it sometime.

1: "Oooh I love you're hair."

2: "Did you see the movie Hair?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Why would I watch something about hair?"
"Dude, you're missing the whole point of the movie. Go watch it!!"

by DirtyLittleWar_3500 August 8, 2004

Hair Up

When a girl wears her hair up in hopes of giving a guy head!

Craig : Hey check out Kiersten she's Hair Up today!
Chad : Wow my dick's already getting hard! Oh Here She Comes!
Kiersten : Hello Boy's!
Craig : Hey Kiersten we were just talkin about you!
Chad : Yeah and are dicks are full of cum!
Kiersten : We should really do something about that!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmm! Yummy!

by SlopNChop February 1, 2017

conor oberst hair

hair resembling that of conor oberst, greasy, hot, -wave cut hair. see mmmm

that guy over there has some hot conor oberst hair

by anonymous August 7, 2004

hair of dog

"hair of the dog that bit you"- when you're hung over, having another drink to take the hang over away.

by z-dog November 5, 2003

emo hair

hair that sweeps across ones face like a sweeping side fringe and is very shexiful, oh aye.

Bob: look i have hair that sweeps acroos my face in the form of a side fringe.
Dylan: Aye

by shawnie May 13, 2005

tokyo haircut

Slang term for castration.

I'm taking the dog into the vets for a tokyo haircut.

by JobaFett September 6, 2010

perfect hair forever

A show that people are ashamed to admit they love.

Perfect hair forever stars a talking hotdog, and a tree that has sex with dogs.

Whatsup with that :D?

by The Dalian December 28, 2005