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fixing that hair

A sexual reference to the common act of 'fixing, holding and/or playing with a woman's hair,' but only while she is giving a man a blowjob.
Other common forms of "fixing that hair" include:
'fixin her hair' and 'fixing the way you wear that hair,' which is used to directly insult the person being spoken to.

Example - Man 1: Hey, did you and Jane end up messing around last night?
Man 2: Oh! You know i was fixing that hair.
by dlaw13 December 24, 2008
mugGet the fixing that hairmug.

massacre hair

A hair do' so messy and unkept, it resembles the hair do' in a mass murderer's mugshot.
Dude, your hair is so wild, you look like you've been on a killing spree. You definitely have massacre hair!

That massacre hair is a good look for you.
by Mandee507 November 14, 2007
mugGet the massacre hairmug.

Hair Dryer

The act of queefing in a persons face as they go down on a girl.
I was going down on my girlfriend and she gave me a Hair Dryer.
by Kirch35 August 10, 2017
mugGet the Hair Dryermug.

Snatch-Hair

A small undefined measurement usually less than one inch.

The term literally means "womens pubic hair" and is derived from the urban meaning if the word "Snatch".
The Term is commonly used in construction and mechanics.

1 "Dude, you cut that board a snatch-hair too short."

2 "If you can raise the engine just a snatch-hair I can get the bolt started."
by Kuerno May 21, 2008
mugGet the Snatch-Hairmug.

pubic hairs

hairs that would of been growing on your head but they are gay so tend to be around the penis

hairs that come when people go through puberty and like the smell of nice, fresh piss in the morning
(big boys and girls own them!) pubic hairs
by falmdyd October 17, 2009
mugGet the pubic hairsmug.

Pink Hair

The ability to turn grown men into pedophiles by singing, dancing, doing the splits and baking cakes. The power of Pink Hair was pioneered by a fourteen year old girl named Stephanie on a NickJR show called Lazytown.
Designed for youngsters the misguided members of YTMND and 4chan adopted Stephanie as their own and provided countless images and music sites to lure mature users. Stephanie is said to have loli and its all down to the mysterium of her pink hair and attire.
"Bing Bang briggadingadong; funny words I say when I am dancing."
"Up, up, do the jump, move your feet and clap your hands together."
"Its a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake."
"You gotta do the cooking by the book."
and in irc discussions brief reminders of Stephanie are:
"Pink hair tho"
and
"wouldn't be able to walk properly for a week"
by Johnline December 13, 2008
mugGet the Pink Hairmug.

happy hair

by pooman February 12, 2004
mugGet the happy hairmug.

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