Goonabe

A person with zero military training or experience who wants to identify as a goon.

Nice plates bro, you’re such a goonabe.

by DjOcean August 3, 2024

Goon Time

Goon Time/Gooning

Starts from 2330 to 0500
Demon Time starts from 0200 to 0400
You can goon while demon time is active. They are supposed to overlap.

It's Goon Time, lets go down to the GoonHole.

by Neutral Pliz August 9, 2024

Goon Flick

To masturbate and finish in a compulsive manner followed with a quick flick of the wrist upon release of bodily fluids.

"Bro ain't no way bro just 360 Goon Flick'd the shit outta me."

by StrawHatMan69 August 11, 2024

goon

it used to mean very bad people in a gang and what not. but now it means jerkin off

friend: whaddup bro
other friend: shut up I'm gooning

by haazedd August 12, 2024

goon cruising

Gooning while operating a low-riding vehicle with multiple screens

Dude, I started swerving into the other lane because I was goon cruising too hard.

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

goon cruiser

A low-riding vehicle equipped with multiple screens - perfect for gooning!

I love edgemaxxing in my goon cruiser

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

Goon Swiping

Goon swiping' s definition is abstract and can be utilized in a multitude of contexts. Typically, it's utilized in a sexual, dominating, or tricks-y way, wherein something is being taken, conquered, thieved, or dominated.

Chithan: "Yo, I just straight goon swiped this dude on the game!"
Niris: "For real? Straight goon swiping, pimp!

by ntshreveportkid August 26, 2024